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Wait! I can change! *enters my second phase and my background music gains an angry electric guitar*

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

this post is getting 50k easy

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

Jackass is feminist art because it’s about a group of men who dedicate their lives to making themselves suffer as much as women do every day #equality