heeellllooooooo

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

whats it do?

makes the clothes wetter

That is weird

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

him big

Chocolate loaf

pumpkin bread

this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks

That’s progress. That’s big progress