Bad Jokes, Alcohol, & Progression: My Triforce

So this guy was walking his pregnant dog on the road when suddenly his dog starts giving birth right there! Shortly after an officer pulled up and said “Sir I’m going to have to write you a ticket” Baffled the guy asks what for. The officer replies “littering”

Then what term should we use when referring to all non-white individuals?

I suppose you’re going to have to start listing.

It’s better than generalizing literally every other race.

Same applies for “brown people” tbh. Don’t use that phrase.

“People of Color” is just “Colored People” with a different hat.

So, you know the bit in TFA when Bucky, despite the fact that he is strapped to a table in a HYDRA torture facility, lights up and smiles so genuinely when he sees Steve, and then Steve clasps Bucky’s face in his hands because he still can’t quite believe he’s real? That was gay.

Chris Evans in porn? Please. No. Don’t. That’ would be awful.

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

That’s all I could think. “Jesus, this is SO much more well done than X3″

Mark of pride.

Ooooh! Yes. Much easier to tell the dominations apart. I hate having to use US cash. Euros may look like monopoly money but at least you can tell, at glance, what you have in your grubby mitts.

Yeah I guess the huge numbers on the bills make it really difficult to tell which is which.

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

No, it’s a good technique for inspiring good method acting if it’s done right. Maybe if the director did it right that movie wouldn’t have been better.

I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??

“uggh I can’t believe people are horny for Venom of all characters” do you…are you not aware of who Venom is like…as a character….a concept…Venom is the fuckiest character in Marvel history..this is literally the least surprising outcome

Venom is an alien slime that bonds to you physically and emotionally and transforms you into a muscle monster with huge teeth and a three-foot tongue and you’re SHOCKED that people want to get in on that? do you live in a cave?

I got a circle doorknob fuck w/ me robot bitch

he’s a good polite boy who opens doors for his friends!!! stop hating!!