Half-assing something is better than not getting anything done.

attack helicopter jokes were literally never funny or remotely relevant to any sort of gender identity-based discourse, but “there are only two genders: (unrelated non-gendered thing) and (second unrelated non-gendered thing)” is fucking hilarious

FYI this also gets funnier the more things there are in the list of things you use. very quietly saying “the seven genders” after someone’s recited a bigass list KILLS if you do it in the right room

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

guys. neil shubin is the person who discovered the tiktaalik. neil shubin, actual paleontologist, discoverer of the evolutionary link between land and sea, tweeted about a minecraft mod that has his discovery in it. 

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

"In these (adjective) times, (company that doesn't pay their employees enough) is here for you: (verbing) and (verbing) around the clock to make sure you and your family are (adjective.)"

I'm not looking forward to see what they do with Pride month in the time of the Plague

Only 4 days left to make your hand sanitizer labels R A I N B O W!

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

How about the movie has a full on orchestral soundtrack but as cast members die it becomes increasingly sparse

I don’t think I’ll eat a banana again

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it

this book's handling of gay characters is surprisingly progressive in an extremely late 90s sort of way

there's an std chart

vampirism is on the std chart

As someone who lived through the later 2000/ early 2010 kataang v zutara ship wars, let me tell you I was NOT prepared for the new generation of ATLA fans to hit me with Zukka being their favorite ship

We have elected to make it gay

The people have spoken