i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

i am a monster fucker, monster lover, monster cuddler, monster protector, monster romancer, monster admirer, monster devotee, monster supporter

News : puppies is been renamed to "Dog Larvae". Everyone is happy aboit this.

people be like “omg this is my comfort movie” and it’s a bunch of people having the worst day of their life