*my body dangling by my exposed nervous system* I’m good and you?

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

Agatha Christie is serving 100,000 consecutive life sentences for all the murders

honestly someone should make a shampoo company called "hairy styles" and make it watermelon flavoured

scented. do not eat shampoo

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

went outside and it was warm again. does the torture never end

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

”I asked ChatGPT” well I asked mr keating and he said “poetry, beauty, romance, love. these are what we stay alive for.”