How did you get in here?

"wicander halovar i regret to inform you that you cannot fuck my daughters. they are perverts that will murder you" - Primus Tachonis, C4 EP31

kattigan vale literally found out primus tachonis killed his wife and child the same night his best friend died in the tachonis house

I KNEW JULIEN’S SHADOW WAS THJAZI! AND EVERYBODY WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS LOSING MY MIND

It's hilarious that Otto Einfasen seems to have just kind of accepted that, "Occtis Tachonis was brutally murdered by his own family last week" and "He's still wandering around and Vaelus saw him this morning" are both things which are completely true. He does of course have that letter from Occtis naming his family as his murderers, but it is still funny that he seems to have mentally filed that whole "dead but still walking around" situation under "Tachonis Bullshit" and is leaving it there

I wonder if Julien will be angry at Vaelus for not considering what breaking the stone would do to Occtis, especially since she had been guarding it as a precious relic and Occtis was Team Birdwatching’s guide through the manor. If the stone had been shattered and Occtis failed his con save while they were still within the manner and surrounded by enemies, they all probably would’ve been dead in the water. I hope he does bring it up, that would be a very interesting conversation to watch

Hannan is fucking iconic. he casts Call Lightning over Obrimus Manor, lands on its roof, and jumps down into courtyard. he bangs on the door loudly, and when Trimus answers, he very calmly explains that he is looking for a captured member of the order. he can't figure out if Trimus is entirely lying because Mara DOES love to steal. he asks to be let in. when Trimus says no because the house is cursed due to a hole in the Veil, he offers to heal it, given he's a druid who can do that and is literally tasked with doing that, and negate their entire deal, destroying their undead servants, dispersing the magical darkness, and negating like half their projects. he's caused untold property damage to House Tachonis.

the late realization that Thjazi only started trying to kill Julien as soon as they left Lady Aranessa is so funny. Man fuck this guy, bring me back to my wife.