outfoxed.

“i don’t understand how you just get so much stuff done under pressure and like don’t freak out” i just go into autopilot bro like i genuinely do not know what happens in high volume situations. i let my body deal with that shit. not for me

if you completely block off a whole portion of your mind you’ll find that it is actually quite peaceful and you can move very fast, almost ungodly so, and achieve a lot while feeling absolutely nothing

i have been informed that this is not how normal people process and handle stress.… . dam that shit’s crazy. sorry y’all have to deal with it in like a rational healthy way

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

no thoughts brain swissed cheese

“people dont wanna read a story they just wanna consume tropes” 🙄🙄🙄 people don’t wanna listen to music they just wanna hear audio.......people dont want to eat food they just wanna digest ingredience......

do you ever see a post and wince because it’s so clearly a casually worded joke that op intended to make on their own blog where most people would see the clarification in the tags but it must have grown legs because now it’s at 15k with dozens of people in the notes criticizing op for wording their public statement in a way that didn’t plan for every possible instance and interpretation and op was literally just sitting there talking to themself

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations