Shut Up, I'm Coloring

THIS IS IT THIS IS WORKING FOOD SERVICE

I LOVE HER VINES

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

His name is Adam Young and he is my fave.

Let’s see that burn in slow motion!

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now