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personally if robin williams and nathan lane were my eccentric but loving gay dads i would simply love and cherish them and not be a homophobic little bitch. rip to val from the birdcage but i'm different.

he was so unappreciative bro i dont care how good the pussy is you dont treat your fathers like that

i haven't watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it's way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

every tag on this is hysterical than the one before 😭😭

they call it aldi cos they have aldi things there

damn that november 5th sure can despair

might get crucified for this but destiel could’ve been it

if there was a play about an angel who pulled a repressed homosexual man out of hell and fell in love with him then yes i’d post snippet quotes from it. you would too. we all would.

November 5 or the time of year all the supposedly non spn blogs emerge and reveal themselves to be supernatural blogs at core