Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?

BREAKING: The first confirmed case of human-extraterrestrial pregnancy has been #aborted

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

The primary evidence was “the spelling of crumbl is Grindr coded”

I have two people on the spectrum attempting to mislead and further my downfall at all times

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy