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your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR! *pulls up a “no bitches?” Meme on my phone*

you guys really expect me to believe there's a t. rex in space named ridley

pterodactl

Sorry you fucked up your post. I am currently covering it up with my large frame to prevent people from seeing it and intimidate people away who try to look

no. it's fine. let them see. .

of course sir (I step off to the side and let everyone look at it again)

Heehoo! What a trivial mistake! Thou arst the greatest of fool! You sir should’ve never stepped off thine post!

??????!?!?!!????

I’m a peasant, I mock.

you guys really expect me to believe there's a t. rex in space named ridley

pterodactl

Sorry you fucked up your post. I am currently covering it up with my large frame to prevent people from seeing it and intimidate people away who try to look

no. it's fine. let them see. .

of course sir (I step off to the side and let everyone look at it again)

Heehoo! What a trivial mistake! Thou arst the greatest of fool! You sir should’ve never stepped off thine post!

WORK FASTER

Yep, that’s a whore right there

He’s ready for his quest

i bet guinea pigs taste sooo good

Can confirm!

HEY NONONO WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU OSHA IMA EAT A BLOWTORCH

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This is not serious

i go onto one of those “guess which item is chocolate” gameshows and eat every single item and die.

“you’ve already guessed incorrectly. you can stop eating the lamp now. its a real lamp stop eating it”

That’s just want they want you to think! I know there’s a chocolate core in this lamp and I’m gonna win this!

i like this evil post

I like how the harmless act of icepicking has been labelled as violence. This is how physical labor ends up being something pacifists don't want to associate with.

minecraft players are violent savages for different reasons

As a Minecraft player, I think my violent savagery has more to do with the Italy thing

3 notes. Really. Is this not enough for you

It’s plenty, thank you

an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist

they only respond to ouija board summonings in order to lecture people for participating in non-evidence-based belief systems

a psychic who campaigns against exorcisms on the grounds it's cruel to displace ghosts from their natural ecosystem

It’s called peggle cause you fuck the horse

AHEHRUHWGE I JUST GOT IT

Plushies are the best. Sometimes you just need a little guy