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just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

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Apollo's dodgeball of prophecy claims another

We’ve known each other a long time ⏳. We’ve been on this planet 🌎 for a long time. You and me 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 I mean. I could always rely on you 🫵. You 🫵 could always rely on me. We’re a team. A group. Group of the two 2️⃣ of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending 🤫 that we aren’t. I mean these last few years not really. And I would like to mmmmm🥺. I mean if Gabriel 👔 and beelzebub 🪰 can do it, go off together, then we can. We don’t need heaven 😇 we don’t need hell😈 , they’re toxic🤮! We need to get away 🏃from them. Just be an us👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨. You and me, what do you say🤔?

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

Non-binary people get louder NOW. Non-binary people get angrier NOW. Be a killjoy. Get obnoxious about your pronouns. Put gendered words together in ways that people don't like and spit on the ones they think are mandatory. Refuse to laugh at their stupid exorsexist "jokes". Dress in ways they don't understand. Refuse to answer their prying questions. Tell exorsexists to kiss your ass. Keep your chin up. Raise your voice. Get loud and a little cocky. I want to see your nonbinarity from outer space. Don't get it twisted; do it TODAY. Do you understand me?

Ik this is the bad ideas blog, but why is Starflight so hated in the community?

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

What if bike was short for bichael

Bicheal… dont park me here!!! BICHEAL * *violent coughs*

My ultimate dreaam is to make a book series that gets popular and has a popular ship and those characters will kiss in canon and then I will go "THEY ARE BOTH ROMANCE REPULSED AROS & EVERYTHING ELSE IS FINE FOR YOU BUT ALSO HORRIFICALLY OUT OF CHARACTER FROM CANON AND YOU MUST LIVE WITH THAT FOREVER! AROMANTIC PEOPLE YOU WIN!! FOR ONCE!!! EVERYONE ELSE IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG HERE." and then find some abstract way for the characters to say that in canon themselves because me saying it won't be enough to get through people's heads & once I've made the fandom thoroughly Sad I will vanish from the face of the earth.

This pretty much exists! Read compound fracture!

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

What is hava

Hava niceday

*Politely steals that gif*

if you reblog this your gay

Wylan has a habit of humming while he works on explosives, little classical pieces under his breath. Jesper finds it both endearing and slightly terrifying.

Jesper knows it’s something really dangerous if Wylan is humming Cannon in D

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