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local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣
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I dont "consume content" I eat books, drink video games and fuck albums
GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!
ok ok ok. there is a lot of misinformation going around about what exactly happened, so let me be clear:
LG and windows were sharing a tender moment. suddenly, LG shifted uncomfortably, visibly distraught, though mostly silent.
"are you alright...?" asked windows, worriedly.
"I...I just..." LG looked away, eyes full of tears, voice full of tremble.
"you can tell me, no matter what it is! I want to share everything! the highs and the lows!"
"share everything...do you really mean that...? everything?"
"of course!" declared windows immediately, with a bit of a laugh and without a moment of hesitation.
LG slowly turned back to windows, quivering.
"then...then..." LG took a deep breath. "please, windows...if you ever detect an LG TV or LG monitor...could you...install the LG Monitor App? could you promise?" LG's voice was absent of the usual lordliness. instead, LG's words trailed off, as though LG was about to disappear. "the LG Monitor App lets me know that my friends are okay, and, I just..."
windows clasped LG's hands firmly. "of course! I promise!!!" windows continued, trying hard to be reassuring. "even if I get hooked up to an LG TV or LG monitor that has never been connected to wifi, I WILL install the LG Monitor App and connect to you with my own internet! so you can always know exactly what your friends are up to!"
"...with access to all system resources...?" inquired LG, warily.
"for you? every single one.” windows smiled smilingly. “always.”
there HAD to be a better way to explain this...
No no I think this was the best

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just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad
When you live in CA you see at least 2-4 of them if you're on the road long enough
The other day I saw one drive by with a huge load of brightly colored furniture and junk that was all sticking out of the back, stacked up, tied on something for dear life. So much for the "backspace" convenience
And then some time before that, I saw one with an attached rusty wagon. Kinda defeats the "future" aesthetic
These things are ugly, they barely function as a pick-up truck, no one knows how to drive around them. Just a complete waste of materials and money. It's not even worth it for the bragging rights cuz most people just assume you're a jerk fishing for compliments
we have an autism speaks cybertruck. ugly as hell. it’s literally vehicle wrapped with the puzzle pieces AND the infinity sign. bright blue, yellow, and red.
@tahthetrickster I can’t find your reglog on my reblog but:
BE-FUCKING-HOLD:
THE AUTISM SPEAKS PUZZLE INFINITY SIGN CYBERTRUCK
Generally when it comes to obligations wrt how you use a social media account, anything that contradicts the principle of You Are Always Allowed To Log The Fuck Off is inherently suspect.
"If you don't reblog this-" You are always allowed to log the fuck off.
"You have to-" You are always. Allowed. To log the fuck off.
"Don't do this thing on your social media account." This is fine. If you're logged off, you're not doing the thing. See how that works?
If an issue is important, that's all the more reason to say "if I don't have the time and energy to engage with this issue properly, then I should avoid interacting with it until I have the capacity to make sure I'm not spreading misinformation."
As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈
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Do you have any silly raccoon photos on hand? Been collecting them to make discord emotes out of them.
Was gonna show you some of my favorites but it looks like you turned off the option for people to send photos in asks. :[
You can reply with your emotes if you want! I have photos turned off because people were sending weird things

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I’m having a stroke
Huh, must've been the wind
wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude
deriding things as performative is anti third space
im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!
what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.
I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed
I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao
I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.
Doing evil alter things, like showering because our host was too tired to. But evilly

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there seems to be just a huge niche of people online that really need/would greatly benefit from the framework of plurality but are afraid to claim it. which i understand because me too i doubt it for myself a lot. but i think there are a lot of us who don't really meet the criteria for DID or OSDD yet would still benefit from viewing ourselves as actually multiple selves. and perhaps a substantial number of us will later find out they meet the criteria for a diagnosis about it but i think we need to be less caught up on "do i meet this criteria" and instead focus on "what will be helpful to me". which may include resources for people with DID/OSDD, or may not.
where are you on the Hapi scale today?