Shrimp God

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Kelek: “Bald, horny, and radiant”

Dalinar: “As the wisest party member, I think we should go out of our way to violate the Geneva Conventions.”

Jasnah to Kaladin: "Your backbone is so weak I could probably use it as a whip"

Wayne: “The Earth is flat, but this ass isn’t”

Also Jasnah: "According to my calculations: takes out a glock and shoots you"

Lopen about Rua: “My little slime man, I’m so happy for him. I named him Jello.”

Drehy: "Two bros can be two brides"

Jasnah and Wit: “how are you feeling about that?”

“I dunno, horny?”

Hoid: "You're right on the thot part aha"

Sazed: “Oh no problemo. Is that what the kids say?”

Kaladin to Shallan: "I don't think you'd be able to stomp on me with your little gamer girl feet"

Eshonai: “If I never come back, I’m sorry guys, but it was for a just cause- seeing stuff”

Nalthians who want that good good breath: “Hey queen, just a little breath,, even a sniff will do”

Lift: “I’m going to skate up like the goddamn sliver surfer”

i absolutely hate this sound, so naturally i did this. i’m sorry?