yike.

obsessed with saying “both. love wins” when asked to make a decision between two things…it is not functional and nothing is solved but u know what? love won. what else matters truly

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

essence of ronald reagan

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

#also in the reverse#they might need the caffeine for a headache#they might be allergic to soy or almonds and need real dairy#they might have low blood sugar and need the boost#there are no safe assumptions when it comes to what people eat#even if it will just make them a little sick you’re still making them sick#just give people what they ask for

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

Penumbra sells their merch through dftba, the online retailer that Hank (and to a lesser extent John) Green own and operate which I bring up only to make more people aware of the extent to which the green brothers are Everywhere

At the end of the panel we gave them a round of applause for being so brave in trying to write straights and cisgenders

Especially Jasika, who got very emotional about her childhood with straight parents

the truly impressive part of this panel was how for an hour, a FULL hour, they talked about writing straight characters like the st8s talk about writing queer characters and they did. not. break. It was the most amazing piece of improv comedy i’ve ever seen. 

FOUND THE LINK: https://castbox.fm/episode/How-to-Create-Straight-Characters-id1117790-id62875239?country=us

t h e l i n k

This messed with me for so long and it still does because I’m like,,,, am I faking it??? Is it actually that bad??? And then I have a good day and I’m like well I imagined the pain I’m the first place I’m a fraud,,, then I get a bad day and suddenly I’m dying

ok wait that last reblog messed with me so much thats so true

reminder to myself that the list of “people I need to believe if they tell me they have a chronic illness/disability” includes “myself”

Me: It doesn’t really HURT, it’s just an uncomfortable physical sensation I’d like to stop. Friend: You mean, like … pain? Me:  *Surprised Pikachu*

THANK YOU

It gotta better

THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏 These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!

having grown up on Free To Be (you and me) I cannot believe the William’s Doll argument is still happening. I mean, I believe it, but damn.