itās not like i needed to hear juno say rex glass duke rose peter ransom peter nureyev love of his life but then this happened...

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itās not like i needed to hear juno say rex glass duke rose peter ransom peter nureyev love of his life but then this happened...

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obsessed with saying āboth. love winsā when asked to make a decision between two thingsā¦it is not functional and nothing is solved but u know what? love won. what else matters truly
I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers
Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is
KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesnāt make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it
I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker
essence of ronald reagan
going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.
I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO
reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows
Maybe heās ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and youāre about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.
Or maybe heās just ordering a decaf.
Maybe sheās ordering sugar free because sheās diabetic, and youāre about to put her six feet under.
Or maybe sheās just ordering sugar free,
Maybe theyāre ordering non-dairy because theyāre intolerant, and youāre about to ruin their day. Maybe theyāre allergic, and youāre about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.
Or maybe theyāre just ordering non-dairy.
Maybe they ordered gluten free because they canāt process it, and youāre about to destroy their digestive tract.
Or maybe theyāre just ordering gluten free.
Maybe theyāre ordering this way just because they donāt want the food, for whatever reason.
But are you willing to bet their life on it?
#also in the reverse#they might need the caffeine for a headache#they might be allergic to soy or almonds and need real dairy#they might have low blood sugar and need the boost#there are no safe assumptions when it comes to what people eat#even if it will just make them a little sick youāre still making them sick#just give people what they ask for

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whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from
Boop boopā¦beep?
ā¦.i think hank green was wearing juno steel socks in a tiktok???? someone tell @thepenumbrapodcast
thereās also the chance that this went around ages ago BUT WHAT
Penumbra sells their merch through dftba, the online retailer that Hank (and to a lesser extent John) Green own and operate which I bring up only to make more people aware of the extent to which the green brothers are Everywhere
ā¦.i think hank green was wearing juno steel socks in a tiktok???? someone tell @thepenumbrapodcast
thereās also the chance that this went around ages ago BUT WHAT
UPDATE: š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ

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ā¦.i think hank green was wearing juno steel socks in a tiktok???? someone tell @thepenumbrapodcast
thereās also the chance that this went around ages ago BUT WHAT
This was the funniest hour of my life
At the end of the panel we gave them a round of applause for being so brave in trying to write straights and cisgenders
Especially Jasika, who got very emotional about her childhood with straight parents
types of comments on this post:
-straight people saying :/ love is love :/ gay or straight why does it matter ://///
-gay people saying wait no really iāve never written a non-lesbian pls help
-people pointing out that even straight people donāt know how to write straight people without unnecessary romance
the truly impressive part of this panel was how for an hour, a FULL hour, they talked about writing straight characters like the st8s talk about writing queer characters and they did. not. break. It was the most amazing piece of improv comedy iāve ever seen.Ā
FOUND THE LINK:Ā https://castbox.fm/episode/How-to-Create-Straight-Characters-id1117790-id62875239?country=us
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new picrew game: make your dnd character here (the lillycrew picrew) and reblog with the results! ill start w my warlock Byron, who is just perpetually stressed:
feel free to tag folks, or just be like me and extend the challenge to whoever sees it!
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The most impressive communal shitpost Iāve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
YES. Then thereās this gem:
The number of people I have known who have pretended to be more ill/disabled than they really are: almost none.
The number of people I have known who have pretended to be less ill/disabled than they really are: almost everyone.
When people tell you they have a chronic illness/disability, believe them. Otherwise you are an Ableist asshole.
This messed with me for so long and it still does because Iām like,,,, am I faking it??? Is it actually that bad??? And then I have a good day and Iām like well I imagined the pain Iām the first place Iām a fraud,,, then I get a bad day and suddenly Iām dying
i was gonna say āthe only times ive pretended to be more disabled than i am was to get accomodations i really needed but wouldnāt have gotten otherwiseā and then i was like wait.
Thatās just being honest about how disabled i am.
ok wait that last reblog messed with me so much thats so true
reminder to myself that the list of āpeople I need to believe if they tell me they have a chronic illness/disabilityā includes āmyselfā
Me: It doesnāt really HURT, itās just an uncomfortable physical sensation Iād like to stop. Friend: You mean, like ⦠pain? Me:Ā *Surprised Pikachu*

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THISšISšSOšIMPORTANTš These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!
This one made me so happy.
I really like this one
having grown up on Free To Be (you and me) I cannot believe the Williamās Doll argument is still happening. I mean, I believe it, but damn.
this is so important please
and so adorable