Aquarium Adventures!

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

Yes, your seal is childproof, however, it is also 30 year old adult with carpal tunnel proof as well

Alive ecosystem. Peaceful bacterias

what the fuck do you mean you don’t want to watch shows about women because you’re a gay guy. gay guys are supposed to love fictional women. yas queen mother is mothering and all that. what’s going on

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

every night I'm too tired to game or read or write or sing or dance or fuck or fight or anything like that so i just hope there's a good post on tumblr dot com to get me by

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

INCREDIBLEEEE