SHREK 5!!!! SHREK 5!!!!!
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@shrekshrek
SHREK 5!!!! SHREK 5!!!!!

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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
far far away idol would never happen now
Red Onions and Garlic 2026 11"x7" Oil on linen panel
just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.
counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly
I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek
Guess who I saw today
WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??
if u really loved me you’d propose to me with swarovski shrek

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thanks to the onion of determination i have finished my drawing of the onion of determination 🙏
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time to get a chungus life
I had multiple asks about the shrek 2 milf yuri so here is the little comic for them i did earlier last year on patreon <3
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Leonardo Devito (Italian, 1997) - Chicca più Shrek (Girlie plus Shrek) (2022)
2026 the year of the ogre

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The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek
We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?
If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.
Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.
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adding "shadowbanned" to the big list of words that don't mean anything anymore
progression of definitions, as far as i can tell
a moderator has banned me without deleting my account. i can post, but my posts are totally invisible to everyone but myself
i can't see my profile when i search my username
i speculate that my posts are being downranked by an unknowable algorithm
my posts aren't getting as much engagement as i think they should
shadowbanning is real because i get shadowbanned every time i post about lord farquaad having sex

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shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.
when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on
in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek
once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl
I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation
While you’re here, help my friend get his top surgery!
as i'm sure most ppl who'll see this know, my name is johnny and i… Johnny A. needs your support for help a disabled trans person access lif