nothing new under the sun

i don’t actually find the concept of aliens or vampires very sexy on their own. HOWEVER! i do find them both to be a great basis for romance. and i find romance to be very sexy.

book grace loves to go on and on about rocky’s intelligence. every page he’s like rocky is SO smart, and so talented and skilled, eridians are probably WAY smarter than humans right rocky (and rocky’s like no, i think we’re of similar intelligence just in different ways) and grace is like NAH eridians are smarter, especially rocky, who’s probably the smartest one of all, who can fix anything and do anything and god i miss him i wish he was here right now. i wonder if he wants to do surgery on me. because i would let him if he asked

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

They missed. 😔

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

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