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Can we take a moment to appreciate this glimpse from Sarmenti before his costume got worn and torn to hell and back?
Back when I first read it, it gave me the impression that he was just some friendly, silly guy that really needed to get pushed over the edge to suddenly kill everybody in the room. Look at him. He's just a jingly man trying to get by.
thank u baldwin you express it so well
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Can we take a moment to appreciate this glimpse from Sarmenti before his costume got worn and torn to hell and back?
Back when I first read it, it gave me the impression that he was just some friendly, silly guy that really needed to get pushed over the edge to suddenly kill everybody in the room. Look at him. He's just a jingly man trying to get by.
Agott: if scalewolves never mated, they would never have to be defenseless. It would be better for them to be alone and protected and safe
Agott: *immediately thinks of Coco and how irrationally chaotic her existence makes her feel*
No, Bourassa, I don't wanna hear how cool Dismas is, I wanna know what the fuck is this thing:
What are your thoughts on Sarmenti? What have some of your interactions been with him?
I think he's alright, if a bit jaded.
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Speaking of things that are morally indefensible and economically stupid: killing all the vestals in Junia's convent.
I understand they were referencing the Roman vestal virgins' punishment for unchastity, but there's a reason why that only applied to the condemned vestal. Mind you, the Romans were no strangers to collective punishment irrespective of guilt (decimation ahoy).
But let's see. You killed all your vestals. There's the priest and maybe Damian's dumb ass left. Congratulations, the convent is now closed until you can make people move there (who might resist going there for their own reasons) to train and manage new vestals. Vestals that you will have to somehow recruit from desperate families, because the rich aren't probably too keen on the 0% survival rate. Meanwhile the convent isn't operating as an economic unit: no gardens, no internal or external production, no healing. You don't receive donations or pilgrims. You don't perform rites and public festivals. You don't project influence in the community.
Because you killed all the ritual specialists you spent years training. Deliberately.
We did it, Patrick, we saved the city!
Why was that horny couple fucking near a church anyway? I'm surprised *they* didn't get killed for fornicating on holy ground.
Speaking of things that are morally indefensible and economically stupid: killing all the vestals in Junia's convent.
I understand they were referencing the Roman vestal virgins' punishment for unchastity, but there's a reason why that only applied to the condemned vestal. Mind you, the Romans were no strangers to collective punishment irrespective of guilt (decimation ahoy).
But let's see. You killed all your vestals. There's the priest and maybe Damian's dumb ass left. Congratulations, the convent is now closed until you can make people move there (who might resist going there for their own reasons) to train and manage new vestals. Vestals that you will have to somehow recruit from desperate families, because the rich aren't probably too keen on the 0% survival rate. Meanwhile the convent isn't operating as an economic unit: no gardens, no internal or external production, no healing. You don't receive donations or pilgrims. You don't perform rites and public festivals. You don't project influence in the community.
Because you killed all the ritual specialists you spent years training. Deliberately.
We did it, Patrick, we saved the city!
Truly a breath of fresh air to see posts like these while I'm on a break from Sarmenti posting ngl. Good to see the fandom critical posters showing up in this black hole.
I already got my first block as a result of the Reynauld post, as expected. Fun times in no reading comprehension land!
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
The funny thing about the World of Darkness vampires is that they are literally one of the only two splats (along with demons) that include an explicit, practical reason not to be a complete fucking asshole, because they literally lose their minds if they get too nasty, and yet they're still Like That. And all of them in-universe are like "well, you know, the Inner Beast drives you to be a monster :(", but if you look at the actual evil shit they do, 90% of it has zero to do with the Inner Beast and everything to do with, like, capitalism, neo-feudalism, severe delusions of grandeur, and existing in a state of perpetual turf war. Like, I really don't think the Curse of Caine made you burn down your rival's entire appartment building, bro, I think you might just be a bad person and getting rewarded for it
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Yall need to understand that my grandfather carried fruits and vegetables in the sun to sell when he was 7 so he could feed his family, after losing his father and brothers, while being seriously mentally ill and at the risk of going blind, and I'm still not afraid of criticizing him. So no, bringing up your own family as to why you have the heebie-jeebies as I criticize the fantasy crusader that doesn't exist isn't gonna have the effect you expect. What in the high holy hell.
encouraging the new qifling
Artists that draw Dismas's scars as deep and textured and actually altering the shape of his face and lips, know that I Iove you.
Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages
asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings
PENTIMENT (dev. Obsidian Entertainment)
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Full offense, Reynauld's excuse to joining the crusades is hilariously nonsensical. What do you mean you signed up because your family was starving? Does that medieval army send weekly care baskets to soldier's wives? Oh, you are going to send them money? To buy food? The food that wasn't growing in the fields?? The food that is probably immensely expensive at any market that even can provide it??? And you will do it with money that at best would come at some undefined point in the campaign that could last years?
Dude, it's a literal miracle that his wife and child were still alive for long enough for him to dump them again.
No but for real, did the writers think Reynauld was gonna send his weekly salary to his wife via banking app and she was gonna doordash some food?
Full offense, Reynauld's excuse to joining the crusades is hilariously nonsensical. What do you mean you signed up because your family was starving? Does that medieval army send weekly care baskets to soldier's wives? Oh, you are going to send them money? To buy food? The food that wasn't growing in the fields?? The food that is probably immensely expensive at any market that even can provide it??? And you will do it with money that at best would come at some undefined point in the campaign that could last years?
Dude, it's a literal miracle that his wife and child were still alive for long enough for him to dump them again.
