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romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

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if they move any further away, they’ll die (or dye everything green)
Nothing puts the scale of Alec and Magnus's relationship into perspective like remembering that Rafe (the second child they adopted) was born before they started dating. Alec really did the speedrun from "seventeen-year-old who's never been on a date" to "married, father of two, important government leader" in five years
Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.
Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.
holy fuc
I didn’t even know it had a name
how i envision phil going through airport security

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to an extent i think discussing how anti-trans legisliation will affect non-trans people is good because it highlights that we're not actually that different and our problems will always have overlap. unfortunately like 90% of the time i see this come up it has the tone of "this is an outrage, this law that violently restricts trans rights might make things harder for NORMAL people too!!" and i want to start killing.
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exactly
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imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

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Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.
Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.
Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.
Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.
Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.
Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)
Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.
(actual Welsh myth!)
what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition
Liminal spaces, ya’ll.
Aye, rules-lawyering is exactly as old as rules.
@we-are-lawyer
all of these guys just failed to read the terms and conditions
My favourite of this trope is from The Scottish Play where our protag is told: “No man of woman born” can kill him.
Only for our boy MacDuff to be like “Bitch, I was a C-section baby” *stab*.
Oooh, I can’t remember where it was but somebody did a joke where MacDuff subverted the curse because his ‘mom’ was a trans man so he wasn’t just a c-section baby he wasn’t born of a woman either.
Dan replied to these tweets!
9 May 2026
sometimes you see a tweet and know you have to draw something so fucking stupid
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