And the universe said- I love you.

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

thanks

you’re welcome :) now silence

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"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

It doesn't

I already said this

it sure fucking is buddy

I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

What’s not clicking

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about anime

I used your bathroom 15 times last night… yeah. Toilet’s gone basically. Worn down to a nub

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here