Kermit The Frog

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

Everyones undertale sprites they drew on wplace last year have all swept by a gyre into a heap in the pacific ocean

this is the fucking original and it only has 2k notes smh my head

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

“Yo Uncle Phil check out my stand [ARABIAN NIGHTS]”

jojo heritage post