Kermit The Frog

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

I don't give an amazing digital fuck