shane’s so fucking brave, man. where the fuck would they be if shane weren’t so full of courage

not to paraphrase my own post but ilya “likes to cause a hurt then soothe it to know his impact was felt” rozanov and shane “it has to hurt a bit to feel real” hollander. most sexually compatible people ALIVE. AND THEY ARE ALIVE. TO ME

filled with glee imagining shane and ilya invited to a world cup game and shane is just making a bitch face the entire time. arms crossed brows furrowed lips permanently in pout mode as he mutters and goes "i would've made that goal" to ilya every five minutes. every time a player goes down and is grabbing their knee in a dramatic passion shane rolls his eyes and is like "i bet that didn't even hurt" and the whole time ilya is loving it he loves his bitchy shane so much #hisbitchyshane

i know the in universe Shane Hollander Crashout compilations go soooo hard

like . shane smashing his stick to pieces. shane dropping gloves . shane dissociating . shane sped up X2 arguing with a ref for soooo long . shane yelling over the boards . that's MY crashout king

ilya is def jerking it to these btw

wendy williams has been aware of scott hunter since birth

god ilya is so fucking fine lol Shaney i get it i really do

Once he accepts the reality of it Shane literally loves being in love— You can talk to me about anything. You can talk to me in Russian, I want to make you feel better. Come to my front door. Come to my cottage. Let me figure out a plan to keep you. We’ll figure something else out, okay?

hudson if u can hear me don't go on a cut just stay huge please please please

Waking up one morning deciding to talk about Heated Rivalry again

I think the first and only time Shane found out he was having a wet dream and Ilya woke up and noticed and didn’t have his way with Shane while he slept like Ilya tells him the next morning oh I wanted to touch you so bad but you were sleeping. Shane was like. Did I do something wrong? Are you mad at me?? and almost starts crying while Ilya is left to figure out that Shane thinks Ilya not touching him when he clearly wants it is a punishment. He’s like moya lyubov how could I know for sure when you were asleep? And Shane is like you literally know my body better than I do. You would know. If I thought I didn’t want it and you knew better I would trust you. And Ilya has to try not to pass out when all the blood in his head goes straight to his dick.