people not being able to finish speaking because theyāre laughing at their own joke. while telling it. thatās so endearing to me. and also sexy
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people not being able to finish speaking because theyāre laughing at their own joke. while telling it. thatās so endearing to me. and also sexy
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One more propaganda push before the polls close
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Vote Chrysanta!!
Chrysantaās peak girlboss years as a highway robber
Countinā Cards
Chrysanta (age 29) playing cards with her pal Vincent Valentine (the artistās very own PC in this d&d campaign). As the title would imply, sheās counting cards. And maybe proper cheating a little too.
All art credit to @shmunglesā
And one more (partial) chapter under the cut. More girlbossery and badassery from Chrysanta. TWs in the tags.
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ROUND 1 / SIDE A / POLL 5
Chrysanta Drosdov (nƩe Rosetti) (@lydthecoolkyd, art by @shmungles) vs. Jestiny Rook (@adelaidedrubman, art by @derelictheretic)
Chrysanta Drosdov info:
Description: This is my d&d character from a cowboy-samurai kind of setting. Chrysanta is a 40-year old Tiefling and a wandering Gravekeeper, part of an order of monks who deal with the dead in this settingāperform death rites, maintain graveyards, etc. Rather than stay put at a monastery serving one town, she wanders, burying those who died alone with no one to take care of their bodies. Since there was recently a 20-year-long war that left behind a massive desert in its wake, there are plenty of unburied dead to be found. She is driven primarily by guilt over the crimes of her past, as well as over being unable to be a good mother, and her lingering violent impulses.
Crimes:
Resisting the urge to write too much but there is a lot of context for all of this that doesn't exactly make any of this okay but she's really trying to be better I promise lol.
Murdering more people than she can count as a highway robber as a teen Getting her younger brother killed in a robbery gone wrong Lying to her husband about her past for a while Leaving her husband and daughter for seven months. Nothing but a note. She went back but left again and even though she's been back for every one of her daughter's birthdays she's still a deadbeat mom shot a (mostly) innocent woman in the kneecap to prove a point let a dangerous prisoner go without consulting anyone else in the hopes that it would get her close to her long-lost brother (who, surprise, is alive and trying to take over a town through violence) shot at a politician to keep her from escaping with what would most certainly lead to weapons of mass destruction. she was trying to do a good thing here, but she was stupid about it and now she and the 15yo kid in the party are on wanted posters. killed already-unconscious guards after we were already out of combat
Other notes from the submitter: I have written a novella of her backstory. Legit it is almost 80k words. I'm so happy to share so much more info about her and the setting in general. Perhaps I will make another account solely dedicated to this lore.
Jestiny Rook info:
Description: jestiny is an overgrown gifted child burn out and self-described ānormal human personā slash future āamericaās sweetheartā who is in actuality widely locally hated in her canon material (far cry 5). a girl with no moral compass but a deep fondness for dying on every hill sheās ever come across, she initially attempts to abandon her position as a deputy (cop, strike one) after the county sheās sworn to protect is seized by a violent doomsday cult, but has a quick change of heart after seeing how much her friends and neighbors need her help ā just kidding, she has no friends and only got invested for the sake of playing 5D chess with a middle management cult leader slash torturer to feed her own desire for an unearned sense of intellectual superiority. and once she IS invested, she is ramping up war crimes and endangering the civilians she swears sheās doing this to protect while subjecting them to her childish tantrums, violence, manipulation, and generally awful personality! described by the characters who know her best as āvicious, ruthless, heinous, condemnable, merciless, insufferable, deplorable, irredeemably violentĀ nightmareĀ of a womanā āharbinger of destruction, force of ruinā ānot fucking special, fucking patheticā and āa veryĀ difficultĀ test to be faced with,ā she has an undeniable devilish charm!
Crimes: impromptu torturing a man seeking her help to flee a cult, callously prying into the trauma of her crushās past victims to sate her own morbid curiosity, countless murder of civilians (including for singing a song she didnāt want to hear), grave desecration, attempting to make the deceasedās surviving family member feel unreasonable for criticizing the grave desecration, theft by false pretense, ordering pointless raids resulting in foreseeable unnecessary deaths to impress her crush, deceiving and manipulating allies, revealing sensitive information resulting in a deadly siege of a stronghold, destruction of sentimental property, and throwing self-victimizing tantrums any time she is called out on any of the above.
Other notes from the submitter: sheās just a funny little guy.
WHO WINS?
Chrysanta Drosdov
Jestiny Rook
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All of the artwork Iāve illustrated inspired by The Last of Us. Iām not ready for the finale.

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Love these dogs so much
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thereās seven people deadĀ on a south dakota farm / somewhereās in the distance, thereās seven new people born
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My current favourite character in Breath of the Wild is Pikango, the incredibly shit artist who turns up around Hyrule to badly paint landscapes and hint me towards my lost memories. If you just talk to him, he seems to be this amazing and talented painter, but like if you look at the canvas
I love him
Turns out someone on Reddit put together all of his paintings and the scenery they are supposed to be and it's exactly as glorious as I'd hoped, but I just had to screenshot my favourite, which is this horse:
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