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The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

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zeedesertfox

The Sprint Missile was amazing.

shitpostingspacecowboy

my grandpa worked on the tracking and guidance for the nike-sprint missiles shit was insane

argumate

The private cruise ship is set to rival anything already on the high seas when it comes to floating gin palaces.

“superyachts for the rich” are such a canonical example of wasteful consumption that occasionally it’s a surprise to be reminded they’re totally a thing.

kontextmaschine

“A mansion that can transit Westphalian sovereignty at will” is a completely reasonable investment at that level

polyaletheia

Do these yachts cross oceans? It seems like quite a boring thing to be stuck on a yacht for three weeks or whatever. Or is the idea to have your yacht sail to wherever ahead of time, and then fly in on your plane?

mailadreapta

A yacht that big is just a house, right? A big, nice, house. Do you find it boring to consider being in your house for three weeks? I certainly don’t.

drethelin

I sure would, although probably not if it was as big and populous as a super yacht

shitpostingspacecowboy

does your house have fishing and a jetski off your back porch and allo a helipad tho

gablehood

reblog before dec. 17th guys

shitpostingspacecowboy

Tiddi, the Roman catholic titular see

Two whole ass porn bots have followed me just today @staff what the fuck

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop

THIS IS HOW PRAT CAN STILL WIN!!

diarrheaworldstarhiphop

LMAO

I literally reblog one thing and a porn bot adds me, gracing my eyeballs with black and white videos of veiny cocks

thanks tumblr

pro-gay

*sends this to all my extended family*

kuderasan

WHATS UP PEOPLE

liberalsarecool

Trump is bankrupting America.

professorelemental

The robber baron overlords have made billions though, so to Trump and the Republicans the Tax Scam was a complete success.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop

ABSOLUTE BRAINLET TAKE ONT HE STOCK MARKET HOLY SHIT LOL

STOP WORSHIPPING GROWTH SO MUCH U STUPID LIBSHITS

shitpostingspacecowboy

THE DJA DROPPED 300 POINTS IN A YEAR (ignore all growth and fluctuations since then and also throw all knowledge about how the economy works out the window)

not to mention that shit will drop and raise 300 points in a day since weve reached peak funnymoney

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poinsciuri

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

poinsciuri

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

rabnerd28

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

movedtobitchphobic

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

setheverman

minecraft

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20

rincewitch

well at least the algorithm caught this obvious filth

sass-master-stevens

xekstrin

i feel u buddy

cattletyrants

#so many people have reblogged this without knowing it’s hideaki anno’s cat and it’s weird #like this is not just any relatable cat this cat belongs to the man who made neon genesis evangelion

sneakyfeets

hideki anno explained nge to his cat and now its perpetually stuck like that

oginochihiro

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

voidedmuffin

oh no

andromedous

y’all missed this part of the article

egberts

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aqueerkettleofish

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.