shitpostcentinal

they're called "bootlickers" because when a boot stomps on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

kill em with kindness

valid leaning would stop the stomp, carry on

shout out to the word 'fuck'

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

A singular block of cheese.

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

call that a trick shot

sometimes i forget that i need to talk to my friends in order to talk to my friends

the early bard gets the word

Scavengers by nature the Bard stalks

legends say he still doesn't get it

breaking into your radio frequency mid dogfight and going “soooo do you have a crush on anyoneeeee?”

No her name is Susan.