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My Life Sucks But At Least I'm Not These People

@shitmyapartmentdoes

house rules: 1. no humping non-celebrities in the kitchen 2. death must be festive 3. NO BABIES 4. no humping bilbo baggins 5. no deep throating the power puff girls 6. one sti per roommate 7. thou must dance to blink 182 8. explain the baby 9. no motherfucking minions 10. this is a no butt stuff apartment 11. no queefing in the kitchen, Tessa 12. No roommate death 13. no crying until after Brea cums 14. no voodoo before noon Personals: thegirlwiththepurplehair.tumblr.com & we-are-all-of-legend-now.tumblr.com

595 posts

shitmyapartmentdoes

Jul 23, 2024

"Right the popsicle, got distracted by homicide" - T

#we're still fine in case anyone wondered

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Jun 14, 2023

TH: doesn't WASP mean white able single parent?

#shit my roommate says #it should #wasp #th

shitmyapartmentdoes

Nov 30, 2021

"They definitely have the worst puberty, as far as birds are concerned"

- M

#tales from the outside #work quotes #quotes #birds #geese #m

shitmyapartmentdoes

Oct 22, 2021

"he's a doctor ... oh! Wait! He's a chiropractor? He's a fucking quack" - T2

#t2 is b's boyfriend #tales from the outside #boyfriend #quotes #shit my boyfriend says #doctors

shitmyapartmentdoes

Oct 9, 2021

"you don't have a bender if you're fine"

- T's sister

#shes not wrong #quotes from outside #t

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shitmyapartmentdoes

Sep 21, 2021

"Omg they are all are both prumyamid schemes"

- T

#shit my roommate says #shit my roommate texts #dyslexic #she wins

shitmyapartmentdoes

Sep 2, 2021

"If I was having a crisis that involved crotchless panties" - T

#shit my roommate says #t #quotes #panties #tales from the outside

shitmyapartmentdoes

Apr 4, 2020

"Did you know allergies get worse every year because of tree sexism?"

- T sober

#quotes #trees #shit my roommate says #allergies

shitmyapartmentdoes

Apr 2, 2020

"This is Hitler's wet dream"

#she's a good german girl #quotes #shit my roommate says

shitmyapartmentdoes

Apr 2, 2020

"Apparently chickens are really good at tic-tac-toe and I'm really good at tic-tac-toe so I want to know who would win. Me or the chicken"

-T

#its gonna be willy the chicken #tic tac toe #games #iq #chicken #animal iq #shit my roommate says #t

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shitmyapartmentdoes

Apr 2, 2020

"He seems like a decent guy if you overlook the rats"

-T

#dating is hard guys #t #tinder #rat guy #rats #dating #single life #my roommate is alone #shit my roommate says #quote

shitmyapartmentdoes

Mar 7, 2020

"Ontario doesn't exist man, it's a conspiracy theory"

-B

#b #shit my roommate says #welcome to Canada #where the government isn't real and the people don't matter #the government is very real its im our phones #the follow up

shitmyapartmentdoes

Mar 4, 2020

"I'm fueled by rage and rage alone"

-T

#primary results are in #that is edible cookie dough in her hand #the american #kicks and giggles #shit my roommate says #t #quotes

shitmyapartmentdoes

Feb 22, 2020

"Who knew the easiest way to get dick was to post photos of your dead cat!?"

- T

#rip dash #tinder idiots unite #quote #shit my roommate says #shit my tinder does #cats

shitmyapartmentdoes

Feb 21, 2020

But, what if the crack rat was inside of us all along?

T

#again #cat toy #for reference #quotes #t #shit my roommate says #cats #roomate #reference

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shitmyapartmentdoes

Feb 21, 2020

You could give babies crack but should you give babies crack?

T

#built for before ethics psychology #we're talking about a cat toy #for reference #quotes #t #shit my roommate says

shitmyapartmentdoes

Jan 20, 2020

When you're like "The most 2003 band you can imagine and your roommate is immediately like "Jimmy Eat World"

#she right tho #true love #Jimmy eat world #2003 #pop punk #throwback #quotes #shit my roommate says #r #b

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