A little of everything

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

#xue yang when anything upsets xiao xingchen (other than him) (via @aphel1on)

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

Feels related to his inability to keep his men in line as soon as he was out of the room. I never want to hear him talk about how anyone else should have reined in someone's actions and is therefore responsible again.

in polyphemus' defense, if 600 people broke into my cave and shot one of my pets, i too would try to murder every single one of them with a baseball bat

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"