Nicole

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

am on floor

Booty (licious)

Pussy (vicious)

Cock (nutritious)

Tits (malicious)

Merry (christmas)

Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

Any fact can be a fun fact if you’re optimistic enough

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.