✨Turn A Turn~✨

I'm meeting with Yorinobu Arasaka, Head of Arasaka Corp. They're one of the largest names in corporate security, as well as some other things that I don't find as important. I'm going to ask him some questions that Night City's citizens have been dying to hear an answer to.

This is true! But if I did that, I would stop waking up to emails like this

It starts — starts — with Talia pulling a quick one and ghosting him while he’s whining about her.

Then Dick complains to Alfred about it, because there’s no way Bruce would ~~ignore him~~.

And then, then we get to where Talia is supposed to stay with them. Dick cannot have this. Obviously. Talia is a threat. Obviously.

(And I cannot get over the melodramatic door slam and the “goodbyeeee!”, like Jesus Christ diva.)

When this fails, god forbid, Dick:

Gives a classic “it’s me or her” dilemma, and then proceeds to lose said dilemma (observe the Talia smirk, because she knows what she did and she is reveling in it in classic girlboss form).

Pouts about losing the dilemma while Bruce looks as distressed as I’ve ever seen him, because the man cannot fathom that Dick would threaten to leave and actually do it.

Packs a bag dramatically. I don’t even think the bag is necessary. I’m pretty sure he hadn’t moved back into the manor since he dropped out of college, so he had stuff elsewhere, and there’s no way that one bag is holding all of any kind of equipment he’d need to transfer. That bag is for effect.

You’d think this is where the beef ends. Dick, defeated. Bruce, choosing a woman over their sacred bond.

But no. You’d be wrong.

Dick, our glorious, glorious petty bastard, pulls out the big guns. He goes and pouts to Bruce’s other main love interest, the one he actually likes. He gets Selina.

The salt, oh, the salt. The Dead Sea could not compare.

They’re gossiping about him. On a plane. Like they’re gal pals venting about a situationship. Incredible. Wonderful.

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,