i eat cheetos with chopsticks

look at my head boy

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

had to tell marge simpson that homer simpson had been murdered, to which marge responded by swearing revenge, and lisa simpson said "but mom, killing for revenge makes you just as bad as them" and marge simpson responded "lisa, if we spend our whole lives drawing lines in the sand to define whats right and wrong, we wont notice the tide coming in" to which bart simpson exclaimed "ay caramba!"

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

Wet Beast Wednesday

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me