Unfunny Transfem

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i feel like i’ve reblogged this so many times now that my ghost will be primed & ready for extreme afterlife shenanigans

Breaking: local mutual stack overflows their haunting power

death as transition goals

Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!

may xōchipilli bless every queer that's ever cared about me

unless you wanted a different gods blessing i just happen to have some leeway with that guy

we dormed together at uni

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

@wrigglenightbugdotcom

1 this is true

shaggy wearing a knee length flowery dress…..Fred completely naked hiding his junk w a surfboard…..power playing the ghosts

shaggy wearing a knee length flowery dress…..Fred completely naked hiding his junk w a surfboard…..power playing the ghosts

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically