shinymedusa

official library post

Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

Happy father’s day to the Krestel single dad of 6 Who is doing a wonderful job

*entering any conversation* hello I am the most nervous animal on earth please socialize with me I have nothing to say

switching to firefox is so funny to me because when chrome wanted an update i was beating it back with a stick but firefox is politely raising its hand and saying “hey there’s an update if you want” and i’m kissing that little fox on between its eyes and letting it update calmly and peacefully, go update baby i love you, take all the time you need

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

"hey, have you seen [friend]?" ah, well, about that,

picture . people don't need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food, shelter, and kindness . end picture .