DodoBird

Dan and Phil's ability to just straight up not answer basically every question they're asked, even on live tv, is astounding.

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Ah, to be Dan Howell and spend your entire adult life in self-imposed closets because of severe trauma and internalized homophobia, all while having your relationship under a microscope so intensely and persistently that thousands of strangers write stories about it, people try to doxx and stalk you and your partner and your families, and then, finally, after so much growth, you are the one to bring up marriage unprompted on international TV, only for the interviewer to go "okay, but how much MONEY do you make?!"

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

the idea of dan howell over explainer and justifier extraordinaire feeling the overwhelming need to over explain and justify why he is now looking at marriage and/or fully marrying his boyfriend of almost 17 years is fun to me i must admit. it’s for the taxes it’s for when one of us dies it’s cause we’ve never had a party for our relationship and like i don’t even want one but PHIL- it’s so we can get an insane amount of food catered and that means specific to our taste DIPS

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.