puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

the authors blatant desire to be a girl that she thinks everyone has

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat