Marketable Nintendo Co., Ldt. Mascot adorned with Comfortably Meaningless Commodity-Slogan spotted in Punchline City, WA

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

NASA just discovered a vampire continent

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret