deep sigh

i keep approximately 30,000 watermelons in my inventory at all time so that should i ever be slain they will immediately drop all at once causing my attacker to experience a 280% drop in frames and possibly bluescreen

The worst part is, these people have all been inoculated by pseudo-intellectual Tumblr discourse that Wikipedia is FREE UNBIASED COMMUNITY BASED COTTAGE CORE INFORMATION so they swallow it up instantly and uncritically

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

I hate posting stupid abstract shitposts in discord servers that have a few normies in them who always have to be like "what lol" in response. Like bad luck Brian getting his penis ripped off isn't for you it's for the girls

male yuri fan: i wish that i could die and be reincarnated as a houseplant in the home of a lesbian couple. specifically without awareness. i don't need to look, just be present and passively cared for

male yuri fan 2: typical male outlook. you want to insert yourself into the lives of women in the role of a child. you're trying to get between them, unlike what i want. which is to be a lamp in the home of a lesbian couple so i could be useful to them without being actively considered