It'd be an awful waste of space.

GORGEOUS!!

No he did not ask for any of this but I'm proud of him anyway.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I have GOT to stop spending $30