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RIP to the legend

Everything about this just gets weirder as you read more

#goose #bisexual #wholesome #meme #animals #like it starts with blind bisexual goose #already crazy opener #named thomas #ok but that implies like belongs to a zoo or a person #or is this goose just famous among his pond and everyone knows him #like there is our towns local animal thomas the goose #who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans #what #first of all I did not know geese lived more than six years #I don't know what I thought it would be #but it's not 6 years #also this dudes in a love triangle #like by whose account #who watched this gooses escapades for six years #like it's their favorite drama TV show #helps raise 48 babies #what????#are they all his?#or both of the swans?#did he just like adopt 30 children randomly?#and then does at the ripe old age of 40 #geese can live till 40??#and he had 48 kids in 36 years assuming the love triangle started at birth #hes a bit much #ye I would assume he was a bit much what a legend

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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

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Finished!

Oh my goodness, I LOVE Epithet Erased ❤️

I love it so much. The concept. The language used. The humor. The art. The world building

Ugh! Its awesome and I want so so soooo much more. I am chomping at the but for more content. Desperate even! I highly reccomend the videos, this follow up novel to the videos, and yes I include the audiobook. Especially the audiobook because those voice actors but their whole foot into it!

In summary, this story is a 3rd person poverty following Molly Blyndeff (a girl with the power of "dumb" and an exhausted, overworked and neglected 12 year old) and Lorelai Blyndeff (Molly's older, brattier 17yo sister who would rather hide away in her reality bending worlds than be responsible)

Not to mention the hilarious and loveable characters like Trixie, Phoenica, Naven, Giovanni Potage i mean VINCENT MURDER, and of course the weirdo wizard supreme Rick Shades. Amongst other fun side characters too.

The characters are multifaceted and funny and relatable and yes maybe im biased because I love this thing so much but hey, what can I say. Its a really fun and colorful read.

❤️

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I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

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SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

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Hey so were anyone else's canine teeth filed down against their will when they were a child or was my orthodontist just uniquely evil

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what the ratfuckhell? No my dentists didn’t file down my canines! Why would someone do that?

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When I asked him what he was doing to my teeth and why, my orthodontist said "pretty girls don't have sharp teeth." Which, as you might imagine, made Child Draconym very angry

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You deserve free replacement fangs

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It took 25 years but I did get my fangs

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Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

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jesus that is good to know.

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Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

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REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

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Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

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AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

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this post just got so much better

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THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

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This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

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so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

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the anxiety cat

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Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

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this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

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Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

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Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

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I'm fascinated by how the animators for TADC handle Caine's impossible anatomy so well. There's so much to balance and they've somehow engineered a solution for his expressions to hold during speech.

I also traced Caine answering the phone from episode 4 to demonstrate his phonemes and mouth shapes.

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Droodles by Roger Price (from his 1953 book). Droodles (a blend of “doodle”, “drawing”, “riddle”) are simple drawings with a witty, often absurd, caption. The first one, as some of you may know, was used by Frank Zappa for his 1982 album, Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch. (Zappa, a fan of Price's work, lived just a few miles from the artist and personally sought permission to use the image.)

These come from the 1972 edition of the book.

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

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Epithet Erased drawing dump

I hard headcannon that after molly's mom died her dad didnt know how to braid it so she stopped having braids until she gets to be molly murder with vincent

I just graduated May 29th. Time really doesn't feel real, I am going to miss all my friends.

#graduate #graduation #class of 2026

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