{Shifting Bunny}

you can shift if you’re not feeling motivated. if you’re struggling to visualize. if your mind goes blank. if you say one affirmation. if you say zero affirmations. if you switch something mid method. if you listen to music. if you listen to asmr. if you listen to anything. if you don’t do anything at all. if you fall asleep. if you’re still awake after your method. if you’re still awake after your guided meditation. if you don’t fall asleep for a while. if you move your body. if your surroundings are loud. if you’re in a room with other people. if you don’t feel anything. if you roll over. if your mind wanders. if you’re frustrated. if you’re scared. if you’re impatient. if you have negative thoughts. if you have doubts. if you’re overthinking. if you’re wavering. if you don’t believe in yourself. if you’re in waiting mode. if you try every day without breaks. if you have plans in your cr. if you romanticize your reality. if you’ve never shifted before. if you’ve shifted but feel like you can’t do it again. if you feel like you’re doing something wrong. if you don’t feel connected to your reality. if you don’t remember your script. if you feel anything.

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yes. you've heard this before. yes. it's recycled. i'm not giving you new information, i'm reminding you that you already know what to do and you're just not doing it. sorry lol. drink your cold brew and listen.

you shift by assuming. that's the law. no loophole. no secret ingredient. no five-step guide with a pastel graphic. just assumption. just decision.

if you've ever cried over a fictional character.....congrats. you've already shifted. you just didn't monetise it. do it on purpose next time.

it’s not "i'm so close" or "i almost did it" or "omg did i just feel something." no. it's not a quiz. it's not a scavenger hunt. it's not a 4chan riddle. it's your reality. assume it. you assume your name. you assume gravity works. you assume you have a face.

you want to shift????? ok. then do it. now. like, actually now. while reading this. literally while scrolling. yes, even if you're in the bathroom. you're already doing it, you’re just not owning it.

stop calling it a failed attempt every time you don't get the fireworks. stop naming your moments as if they’re battlefield tombstones. you’re making a museum of "almost." just go. stop narrating it.

you don't shift because you're waiting to feel shifted. you don't shift because you’re checking every three seconds like a deranged webMD dad. stop doing that. stop redownloading "hope.mp3" and acting shocked when it skips again.

you keep thinking it's hard. it's not hard. it's just annoying. annoying to keep choosing. annoying to be delusional when your brain is feral and cynical and deeply online. do it anyway.

you don't need more subliminals. you don't need to see a crow or a number or a cloud shaped like draco malfoy. you need to assume. persist. and shut up about it.

yes, it feels like lying. but most things feel like lying. flirting, job interviews, saying "i'm fine." we're already doing it. might as well get a reality out of it.

stop hoarding techniques like they're coupons for god. stop trying to feel ready. you don't get to feel ready. you just get to decide.

no one's gonna come down and tell you "you did it right." not your tumblr mutual. not the birds. not your inner child. sorry. you decide it's done and you live from that. yes, even if mittens the cat is still there. assume anyway.

it's already done. you're not waiting. you're remembering.

Yes, this is an American aesthetic. Yes it is because I am American.

Elections are completely fair, not rigged, no scandals, fair.

There are no two of the "lesser evils" all candidates are genuinely good people and they want nothing but the best for the country.

All candidates represent the American people, if the American people find that the elected official is unfit they will be REMOVED (yes this is Trump shade.)

There is separation of church and state.

Americans are more open-minded about candidates from parties other than the Democratic and Republican party

(should I just say script out conservatism in general? I mean this is your reality you can if you want!)

We have no official language and ALL languages, cultures, backgrounds are represented and have the ability to be taught.

DEATH to the electoral college.

Fake news, propaganda, lies, non fact checked information cannot make it's way towards journalism.

News outlets have to report TRUE, unbiased information (I'm looking at you FOX)

No trade wars...

America does not involve itself in colonialism, imperialism, militarism, etc (mainly because those things do NOT exist.)

Supreme Court Justices do not rule for life.

There is an age limit to the presidency (this is subjective but personally I don't want an 80 year old president)

The minimum wage is increased from $7.25 (can you believe it's still that) to $20 (or whatever you prefer)

Free healthcare across ALL fifty states.

Planned Parenthood is in every state, providing safe abortions, sex ed, contraceptives, etc to everyone who is in need.

Abortions can NEVER be banned.

Free childcare across ALL fifty states.

Our politicians are civil, cordial, respectful, kind, intelligent (another dig on...let's just say a few people)

World peace

All oppressed/colonized people are FREE and live without any colonial influence.

Affordable prescription drugs.

Baby formula is affordable (this isn't really political but no formula should cost FIFTY BUCKS?)

Gay marriage is legal across all states and can NOT be revoked.

No fascism, Nazism, white supremacy, zionism, any bigoted idealogy in general does NOT exist.

Books are not banned/ can't be banned.

No fracking.

Free college.

No discrimination against ANYONE no matter their race, ethnicity, nationality, origin, sexuality, gender identity, etc.

Rape, sexual assault, pedophilia does not exist.

Crime in general doesn't exist.

Free therapy across the country.

The government actually WORKS to make this country better.

ICE does NOT exist.

Federal assistance programs can NOT be cut.

No wealth gap (no top 1% and the struggling 99%)

No homelessness.

No poverty.

Maternity leave is LONGER (isn't it like 2-6 weeks? come on now...)

Court rulings that have been passed can NOT be overturned (think roe v. wade)

No pink tax!

First time homeowners receive a grant from the government to help them with payments.

Credit scores isn't an issue, anyone regardless of their wealth can purchase a new car/home/rent an apartment.

Native Americans are seen as the true indigenous people of the Americas an they are incredibly respected, the land is returned back to them.

Follow up: Columbus Day does not exist.

The KKK doesn't exist...or MAGA or TRUMP!

No anti-vaxxers (get vaccinated, no they don't cause autism and no they aren't chipping you or whatever right wingers think)

They are laws put in place to protect our planet, nature reserves, recycling is MANDATORY, wildlife parks, etc.

History is NOT erased and is actively taught/encouraged in schools.

Guns...do I even need to explain at this point...

Immigrants are WELCOME and there is no stigma, discrimination or stereotypes about them either!

This country is extremely diplomatic we are on good terms with all countries, every meeting with them goes well and can only strengthen our allyship.

everyone is WOKE, I mean unprecedented woke, profoundly woke EVERYONE GET MORE WOKE NOW!!!

“I can’t wait to travel the world with her”

☆ part 2 ☆

𝕙𝕠𝕘𝕤𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

every student that has ever visited hogwarts is familiar with this train station. the small building houses an even smaller shop with anything you might need after arriving or right before leaving. from toothbrushes to crisps and what is probably the best coffee you will ever drink, they have just about everything. you can even buy enchanted postcards and other souvenirs. many students that don't feel like walking all the way to hogsmeade will make their way here to stock up on coffee and chocolate bars for exam season.

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𝕙𝕠𝕘'𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕚𝕟𝕟

this admittedly shady bar is quite popular amongst older students. the bartender does not question your age as long as you aren't stupid enough to wear your school robes, and no one bats an eye should you and your friends smoke cigarettes (or anything else) while drinking your firewhisky. overall, this is a place with no rules except for one: don't stick your nose in other peoples' business.

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𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕫𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣

this is a retail store, that has something for everyone. the selection ranges from traditional wizarding robes to muggle-esque pieces. the sortiment also offers odd hats, winter clothes with warming charms, self-tying corsets, and much more. if you lost your school tie or your cape, you can come here for a completely new set of school robes. the supply is vast, but come yule, you must be quick if you want to get your hands on a new dress, for the competition is ruthless and will destroy friendships.

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𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝕡𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕖𝕒 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕡

frilly, steamy, and yet classy, this tea room is a sure staple in the hogwarts dating scene. you will often find couples share kisses over fragrant cups of tea and finger sandwiches. tastefull pralines and tea cakes are stacked on every table and charmed fine porcellain is sure to keep your tea at exactly the perfect temperature. but not only couples come here. many heiresses from noble families that go to hogwarts will spend the afternoon here giggling, gossipping, and most likely scheming to overtake hogwarts' social ladder. on your way out, you may want to buy one of madam puddifoot's tea blends that are sure to have all sorts of magical effects.

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This was absolutely very weird and I can't even explain how I felt at this moment....

I was in my fame reality and everything was going as how life would usually go. I was in a restaurant with my s/o and we were having a date night together and enjoying the view from the window we were sitted at, then suddenly we hear commotion and my s/o gets up and tells me that he thinks something is wrong we need to go, that's when the gun fire started so my bodyguards came to me and were leading both of us out that's when I see a masked person pointing a gun at me and firing it, the bullet hit my forehead head like I could feel it pierce it and then there was a ringing sound... Then darkness... It felt like I was in the void.... Like I was everything and everything was me...

My eyes open and I find myself in a room and guess what room was that?

My room in my K-pop reality. I felt like I was being yanked up and I opened my eyes to my members looking at me like I'm some kind of drug addict. I didn't even have the sike or energy to stay there so I said the safeword and woke up here to my friend telling me that her boyfriend cheated on her.

This made me realise that maybe we don't die at all and that has quited all the insecurities that I had around death.

It was weird, it was creepy and it happened so fast.....but I guess that means that we are immortal?🤷🏽‍♀️

~ No I didn't script this, why the hell would I even!!?!