wait wha-

holy SHIT there’s a paranormal club at my school?? bouta finally find myself a cute ghost gf

can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun

conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy

holy shit

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

two m;onths left of 2020 how th. how the f uck are we f,eelin g.. ... .

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

My great grandparents were grandma and grandpa ferry because you had to take a ferry to go see them and their last name is too long for any kid to say properly

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now

mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger !

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

All of this

constantly fascinated by the way tumblrs plans for this website have nothing to do with the people who use it

FAQ

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!