❝ Morning! Are you ready for your hot fresh cup of bodily harm? ❞
❝ Gotta warn you, I’m feeling punchy today. ❞
❝ Sorry to break it to you, but you have so NOT got this, buddy. ❞
❝ I guess this is what they call a ‘hostile workplace’. ❞
❝ You may be a dirty criminal, but you have remarkably clean air vents. ❞
❝ Oh, you’re so cute when you’re oblivious. ❞
❝ After all these years, you’re still nothing more than an ignorant child. ❞
❝ Why do I get the feeling that you were planning this all along? ❞
❝ You’ll die as uselessly as you lived. ❞
❝ If you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn’t need to be a criminal. ❞
❝ I wish I could bottle and sell your optimism, I’d make a killing! ❞
❝ You’re already breaking, so it looks like it’s up to me to stop the entering. ❞
❝ You and ____ would make some beautiful babies, you know! ❞
❝ There are so many times I would have fallen apart if not for you… ❞
❝ I get why you do it, but I never really loved the heroes hiding behind masks. ❞
❝ I’m lucky to be alive? Says the guy I saved five minutes ago. ❞
❝ Honestly, why are you robbing again? You know the police are watching your every move. ❞
❝ I know you’re kinda dumb, but I didn’t think you were this dumb. ❞
❝ You can tell me this secret now or make me punch it out of you later. Your choice. ❞
❝ Your suit is awesome! Can we talk design details? ❞
❝ This won’t pay the bills, but I’ll help you with this if it means a lot to you. ❞
❝ Have it your way. You wanna fight? Well then, let’s fight! ❞
❝ Well, there’s nothing illegal in plain sight…Kind of anticlimactic, huh? ❞
❝ It’s not really breaking and entering if I don’t break anything, right? ❞
❝ We were good together, weren’t we? Maybe it’s time to reignite that flame… ❞
❝ You have to learn to swallow that pride and accept that you’re only human. ❞
❝ I hope I live to regret this… ❞
❝ Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10. ❞
❝ I really wish these guys weren’t so hostage-happy. ❞
❝ The only way to fight a monster is to become one. ❞
❝ Someday, I’ll turn the tables. I’ll show you what it feels like to be helpless and small. ❞
❝ I want to say “don’t do that ever again”, but I know you’re going to anyway. ❞
❝ Did…you just leave your clothes on the kitchen floor…? ❞
❝ You know, as elevator shafts go, this is pretty nice! ❞
❝ If you ever wanted to team up, well, we could do some real damage! ❞
❝ Do you remember the last time we did this dance? ❞
❝ You’ve got a hell of a left hook. Can’t wait for the rematch. ❞
❝ Sometimes, information is worth more than money, and I learned plenty watching you. ❞
❝ That was really brave, but next time, leave the fighting to the pros, okay? ❞
❝ Kneel before me, or I’ll pull your mask off and expose you. ❞
❝ I feel bad for anyone who’s on the wrong side of you. ❞
❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞
❝ You can’t stop me, but I’m flattered that you’re still trying. ❞
❝ There are easier ways to ask for an autograph than this. ❞
❝ It’s hard when you’re always the one that gets saved, you know? ❞
❝ Amazing what a little teamwork can achieve, isn’t it? ❞
❝ The world would be better off without you, and you know it. ❞
❝ Let’s just…go ahead and forget that ever happened… ❞
❝ I love ya, but you do know it’s rude to cut in, right? ❞
❝ Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now. ❞
❝ You’re a lot more than your past. Don’t let it control you. ❞
❝ Long time, no see! We’re going to have so much fun together! ❞
❝ Missed me, missed me, now you gotta- You know what, forget I said anything. ❞
❝ I’m not one to be judgemental, but you, sir, are an extremely disturbed man. ❞
❝ Admit it, you were just waiting in the next room hoping the other guys would finish me first. ❞
❝ “Lie" is such an ugly word. I prefer “misdirection”. ❞
❝ I just conned the hell out of you and here you are trying to save me. How can you be so damn nice all the time? ❞
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