I just remembered this one time in elementary school when I had a shitty pencil that just refused to write sometimes so I would get really annoyed and I nearly broke it a couple times but 8 year old me found that to be a pretty bad thing to do until one day I almost broke it again but this time it actually broke and I was mortified so I hid it in my pencil case and I never told anyone about it because I felt really bad

Imma just *gluck gluck gluck* my way through life

If you didn't have a crush on diego when you were a kid, were you even a kid?

deleting old screenshots is a form of selfcare

Safe to say that I’m terrified of anyone walking in on me taking a shit, because not only am I sitting there buttnaked, I am also very much chestnaked, because if you aren’t pooping naked, then are you even doing it right??

You know i feel like i have never done anything irreversibly wrong and im just constantly waiting for that one fuck up that will change my life forever in a not so favourable way so yeah hows your day been so far

Okay so the other day I was at a clothing store and apparently while I was trying on some things my dad ran into a mom from my old elementary school so naturally I said hi to her and her daughter and the mom asked me 'so have you graduated' and I was just like 'uuuuuhhh no not yet my brother has though??' but then my dad said 'I think she means with your clothes' and I dont know if yall know this but I'm from the netherlands and we use the word graduated as a way of saying that youve found an article of clothing that you like and are going to buy and I am officially brain dead what am I still doing on this earth

Like and comment if you also feel overly dramatic when someone literally asks you whats wrong multiple times and asures you that its fine and you literally tell them whats wrong and theyre very compassionate and understanding but you still feel like a burden to them because you might make them worry about your problems while they literally tell you that its okay

Do you know what DEFINITELY does NOT BUTTER MY CROISSANT???? WELL it's the fact that fuck has no reason whatsoever to be spelled like that it could be fukc and it wouldnt matter and I feel like this why society was doomed from the beginning its because of dumbass words not being able to fucking function