she sees sea st✮rs

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

does anyone know if it’s possible

ok good I was getting worried

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

pregnant with a bag of peas

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?