Scaredy Cat

returning to tumblr makes me want to return to ALL my roots. i’m gonna rewatch carmilla and listen to 10 hours of daft punk.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

that sad truth that Bangel shippers never want to acknowledge is that Buffy and Angel were only truly together in an actual relationship for a few weeks (several episodes max) when she was sixteen. and then they dragged the decaying bloated corpse of that relationship around for the next SIX YEARS. let my girl Buffy heal and move on, I beg of you.

the prevalence of the “6 7” usage today is because the children crave the season six episode seven masterpiece that is “once more with feeling”

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!

I bet in the 20s all the weird German emo girls were thirsting after the Somnambulist

i always love when a horror movie is like ohh we are a group of people from various backgrounds stuck together in this motel/gas station/roadside diner/grocery store/shopping mall/warehouse/underground bunker/fallout shelter/research facility/military compound/prison/police station/office building/apartment building/school/hospital/church/bar/music club/amusement park/resort/boat of some kind. the baddies are coming. quick! let us organize into some sort of social commentary