Completely Uncurated

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

beautiful day to think about what you had and can no longer have

I have fairy wings but u can't see them cuz u don't have enough whimsy u lameass bitch

I have this mental image of Shane and Ilya doing the classic "landlord/tenant that cant pay" thing as roleplay, but because Shane is an actual landlord he gets way too realistic and technical about it. He's talking about N4s and payment plans and instead of completely killing the vibe this is making Ilya more turned on than he's ever been

do you think you could hang with jesus or was he like always on

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser