Another Excuse for Sherlock

“Ezra the service dog gets a well deserved break to go to meet her favorite character Stitch.”

Clary: sure

Izzy: it’s called ‘Alec or Chairman Meow?’ I give you actual quotes I’ve heard Magnus say, and you have to guess if he was talking to his husband or his cat

Magnus: go ahead, you can’t embarrass me

Izzy: ok, who was he talking to when he said ‘I want you to know the bed feels so lonely when you’re not in it’?

Magnus:

This is done to stop the pearls from rubbing up against each other, potentially causing damage and discolouration to each bead, and also so that if the string breaks it’s unlikely that any more than one or two pearls will fall off the string. Pearl necklaces (and bracelets, for that matter) need re-stringing regularly, to make sure that the string isn’t stretched, frayed, or otherwise damage, which would put the necklace at risk of breaking, and when they are re-stringed properly, new knots are always tied between each pearl.

magnus: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.

Like the man is brilliant. He’s an exceedingly accomplished doctor. He’s an army captain (which is not an easy rank to achieve). He’s not just a doctor, he’s a surgeon, a combat surgeon, meaning that he is not only highly intelligent but also responds quickly and accurately under stress. He’s fucking brilliant.

Sherlock: Yeah? So could Greg if I’m annoying enough

Moriarty: 

Sherlock: So could John if I stole the blankets every night.

Moriarty:

guys