Heyooooo!

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

@majestyvalor

@majestyvalor

Why the fuck did march take 6 months to pass but April took 1 week

WHAT THE FUCK

WTF NO ONE TOLD ME THIS BEFORE

OH

WeLL sHiT

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW THIS TO LEO DICAPRIO

i feel like this needs to be one of those astrology posts

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

Thats totally me

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

siGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

it works on mobile too just a psa 

it’s true! i’m using kissanime now