She Isn't Lovely.

Hold me tight and call me yours

No.

be open with your love and loud with your laughter. life is so much brighter when lived genuinely.

I love talking to myself she gets me

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

i love that this post has informed me that thousands of other people my age are terrified by totally innocuous messages from parents, professors, and bosses. 

i’m a firm believer that happiness makes people prettier. it’s a noticeable glow.

Play idea: perform MacBeth, but when the witches are doing their prophecy thing, they segue into telling the story of Hamlet. Hamlet is chatting with the ghost when it starts telling a Midsummer Night’s Dream. The audience becomes slowly aware that the programs and advertisements did not publish a runtime for the performance. Ushers start handing out new programs, with new actors’ names on them in previously unmentioned roles. Every single known Shakespeare play is nested inside the performance. The theatre doors are locked. 

At intermission they play one (1) It’s Not Unusual

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

this is so sad alexa release endorphins